onomatopoeia

Morning Rush, Mondays-Saturdays, 6-9 in the moring on RX 93.1
Thanks Chico. Ü

 

April 18, 2008 → The Top Ten Waiter Moments

1. Creature-Jo - In a resort while ordering for lunch, we asked the waiter what their specialty was, and he answered what sounded like, “stupid pusit”. When we asked him to describe it, he pointed the item on the menu: “stuffed pusit”.
2. No name - I went to a turo-turo to buy tapsilog. I told the waitress my order & she replied, “mam, stereo po ba?’. I got confused & askd her, “ano yun?”. She took out a styro plate & told me, “mam, eto po. Pag takeout, nilalagay namin sa stereo-powm”.
3. Inew - A friend ordered coffee, “Miss, isang coffee without creamer”. The waitress answered “Sir, wala kaming creamer. Milk ang gamit namin. Ok lang ba sa inyo kung coffee without milk nalang?”
4. Mar Tin - Dad: (reading the menu) “Miss may EVAT na ba tong nasa menu nyo?” Waitress: “Excuse me ha! Malinis tong restaurant namin, noh!”
5. P135 - An officemate submitted a travel expense report with a meal receipt that said, “adobong faucet”.
6. No name - Waiter approaches our table and politely asks my dad: “Are you done, sir?” My dad, looking confused, replied hesitantly: “No…I’m Daniel…”
7. JT - My very fat and sweaty friend ordered from the waiter, “Isang lechon manok, dalawang order ng chicken skin, apat na stick ng isaw, dalawang stick ng tenga ng baboy, isang sisig…AT…isang Diet Coke.” The waiter was shocked and said, “Ano, nagda-diet kayo?!?”
8. Highlycharismatic - I called the waiter and said, “Bakit ganito ang ulam, walang lasa! Wala ba kayong cook dito?” The waiter replied, “Wala po kameng COOK dito, PIPSE lang! PIPSE!”
9. No name - A friend ordered chicken in a resto. When he got his order, he found that there was no fork. So he asked the waitress, “Ba’t walang fork?” The lady answered angrily, “Ba’t ka naghahanap ng fork, eh diva cheeken ang order mo?”
10. No name - I am working in a restaurant as a waitress. One day, I had a foreigner guest w/ his Filipina girlfriend. The foreigner ordered first, “One rib eye steak, medium.” Then the Filipina ordered, “Rib eye steak also, small.”
11. Mar Tin - Dad w/ friends entering a not-so-wholesome pub. Dad: “Ano ba ‘tong lugar na ‘to, kadiri naman!” Waiter: “Bossing! Same table?”
12. Superstarfish - When I was in a hotel in Cebu, I ordered pistachio ice cream. Pagdating, it was ube ice cream. When I asked the waitress kung bakit ube yung dinala niya, she told me plainly, “Wala na kaming pistachio, at parang mas bagay sa inyo ang ube…” - haha... ayos tong waitress na to ah... 
13. J.Li - After paying at a fast food, the cashier cheerfully said, “Here’s your BELL, enjoy your MELL!”
14. Belekoy - We asked for an official receipt and the waitress asked, “Ma’am ano pong ilalagay sa receipt?” And I said, “Blanko nalang.” The waitress came back with the OR and written on it, “Ms. Blanco”.
15. No name - One summer in Pangasinan, our yaya ordered, “PANKIK and BEEKON”. When the food arrived, it was hot tea and pancit bihon.
16. Jacq-jacq - One night at a fast food counter, I ordered, “Isang Meal B…” The girl started screaming, “Si Sam Milby?!? Saan?”
17. Missed - We asked the waiter, “Anong meron kayo?” The waiter started scratching his butt and replied, “Ser…almoranas po, eh…”
18. Mama Mia - While working in an exclusive golf club as duty manager, an arrogant member ordered an omelet. When his order came, he looked at it and shouted “May bangaw sa omelet ko!” Our waiter, knowing how much of a complainer he is, went to his table with a fork, got what he was pointing to, and ate it. The waiter then said, “Ser, hindi po bangaw! Bawang!” Satisfied, the customer continued eating. Later, I talked to the waiter and asked him, “Bawang ba talaga?” The waiter started crying, “Ma’am, bangaw nga!!!” - hahahaha... martyr 
19. Jem-O - I was ordering at a Mexican resto: “One burrito, please.” Waitress: “Ma’am ano pong feeling?” Me: “Ano, deep inside?”
20. CHESA - I ordered Mountain Dew but the waiter brought the wrong drink. I asked him, “Ano ‘to?” He answered, “Diba umorder kayo ng Mango Joo?” - haha... singular kasi 
21. Jose de vengenge - A friend, as we were ordering, noticed the waiter’s huge bulge. She was so focused on it, that when the waiter asked for her order, she blurted out, “Isang nilagang bakat…” - hahahahahaha 

Somebody posted these in one of my Yahoo Groups.  I'm just curios if these shots were really included in their respective movies. Ü

Naku! di ako maka-relate xp
Morning Rush, Mondays-Saturdays, 6-9 in the moring on RX 93.1
Thanks Chico. Ü

April 15, 2008 → The Top Ten Signs That You’re Not So Smart

1. No name - My parents and my sister once visited the Sistine Chapel at the Vatican. After the visit, my mom went, “Nasaan na yung labing-lima pang chapels? Bakit isa lang yun? Akala ko ba 16 chapels?”
2. No name - We were dining in a plush restaurant in Vigan and when the waiter handed the take out order to our economist boss saying, “Here ma’am your one dozen vigan longanisa.” Our boss asked, “ilang piraso yan?”
3. No name - A friend was doing her 3-day diet. One of the requirements was to eat “half a grapefruit”. I told her, “Ha? Ang liit na nga ng ubas, hahatiin pa?”
4. BedBathed Mitch - One time, nag-rereklamo ang girlfriend ko dahil masakit ang ulo nya. Sabi ko, “ganyan talaga, ang ulo parang tiyan, sumasakit kapag walang laman.” Ang sagot niya, “eh kumain naman ako ah…” Ayos.
5. Princess17 - My aunt and I were eating in I-hop restaurant in LA. As we ordered our food the waiter asked my aunt, “how would you like your eggs, ma’am?” My aunt replied, “Cooked, please.”
6. Ian024 - Former officemate: “Ang pangit nung ‘Scary Movie’, hindi naman scary…” - nyay... hahaha
   
7. XJ - My wife was having coffee with a friend and her boyfriend who is a programmer. My wife asked the guy what language he knows and he said, “Java.” All of the sudden, the girl said, “Talaga? Sige nga, say something in Java!” After that…silence.
8. zero cool - Our company needed to send 3 employees to the US. Our boss asked us who has a visa. My officemate raised her hand…and brought out her credit card.
9. No name - Back in college, one of my friends mentioned the Ninja Turtles. Another friend blurted out,  “Diba palaka yung mga Ninja Turtles?”
10. zero cool - My officemate said that her fave game is chess, just to look smart. So I asked her what is right beside the king and queen. She answered, “Eh di jack!” Haaay. - hahaha... bawal mapagpanggap
    
11. Naky - Barker ng bus: “Ah Cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao, cubao!!!!” Pasahero: “Boss…Cubao?” - hahaha... ganyan ako minsan kaya xp
    
12. KissMyJudas - Me: “Sige nga, kung talagang fan ka ni Celine Dion, saang bansa siya galing?” Friend: “Canada!” Me: Mali! Sa Quebec siya galing, noh!”
13. The Game - I actually witnessd this in a fastfood court. The lady asked the crew, “Meron kayong juice?” The crew replied, “Ay maam, ‘mountain juice’ na lang po…”
14. No name - Wife: “Gusto ko magpa-dagdag ng boobs!” Husband: “Bahala ka, pero ewan ko lang kung babagay sa ‘yo ang tatlong suso…” - hahahahaha
    
15. Phoebechikay - One time, I tried to butt in my friends’ conversation. I heard one say, “Mae and I are going VEGAN.” I blurted, “Ay, kelan kayo pupunta? Sama ako!” Akala ko kasi, VIGAN. - toink
    
16. Eli Gonzales - When I was in grade 6, I thought “lesbian” was a nationality. One time, a friend saw a lesbian couple and said to me “look at those lesbians”. I replied, “mukha naman silang pinoy…”
17. Louie - Friend: “Saan kayo pupunta?” Me: “Sa fort.” Friend: “Alin, kung saan lumalafag yung airflane?”
18. The Real Curly - Yung friend ko pinabili ko ng “saging con yelo”. Pagbalik niya, may dala siyang saging na dilaw.
19. Dad of Chickbiatch - My wife saw my son eating lunch and she asked, “O anak, kumain ka na ba?”
20. Skye - My friend once argued “Sabi sa Discovery Channel, ang babae na lion, eh tiger!” I told him that those were two different animals. The next day he conceded, “Tama ka, iba nga yung lion sa tiger. Ang  babaeng lion pala…eh lioner.” - hahaha
    

I love old tagalog songs.  I particularly like their lyrics; it can touch you in ways no other language can xp

Actually andami kong like na songs na tagalog, pero this one, kinanta kasi ni Bea at Miguel ng PDA kaya naalala ko Ü

 

Di biro ang sumulat ng awitin para sa iyo
Para akong isang siraulo't hilo at lito
Sa akin pang minanang piano tiklado?y pilit nilaro
Baka sakaling merong tono bigla na lang umusbong

Tungkol sa ano man kayang awitin para sa iyo
Di biro ang gawing sukat ang titik sa tono
Sampu man aking diksyunaryo kung ang tugma'y di wasto
Basta't isipin di magbabago damdamin ko sa iyo

Chorus:
Araw gabi nasa isip ka
Napapanaginip ka
Kahit san magpunta
Araw gabi nalalasing sa tuwa
Kapag kapiling ka
Araw gabi tayong dalawa

Biruin mong nasabi ko ang nais kong ipahatid
Dapat mo lamang mabatid laman nitong dibdib
Tila sampu pa ang awitin ang natapos kong likhain
Ito ang tunay na damdamin, tanggapin at dinggin

( Repeat Chorus )

Araw gabi tayong dalawa..
Araw gabi tayong dalawa..

( Repeat Chorus )

Araw gabi tayong dalawa..

Lifehouse is coming over Manila on July 26!!!  Wah!  Sinong gustong manlibre :D

Ayun, at habang inaabangan ko ang pagdating nila, pakinggan na lang muna nating to :p

 

  Desperate for changing
Starving for truth
I'm closer to where I started
Chasing after you
I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you

Forgetting all I'm lacking
Completely incomplete
I'll take your invitation
You take all of me now...

I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you

There's nothing else to lose
There's nothing else to find
There's nothing in the world
That can change my mind
There is nothing else
There is nothing else
There is nothing else

Desperate for changing
Starving for truth
I'm closer to where I started
Chasing after you....

I'm falling even more in love with you
Letting go of all I've held onto
I'm standing here until you make me move
I'm hanging by a moment here with you
I'm living for the only thing I know
I'm running and not quite sure where to go
And I don't know what I'm diving into
Just hanging by a moment here with you

Just hanging by a moment (here with you)
Hanging by a moment (here with you)
Hanging by a moment here with you

Ginawa ko as wallpaper ng phone ko yung (1).  Pero napuputol sya.  Ang kaya lang ata ng phone ko ay 13 frames, kaya ni-modify ko (2).  And then again, gumawa pa ko ng isa pa (3)... hehe Ü  Yung 3 yung wallpaper ng phone ko ngayon... hehe

 

(1)
(2)
(3)

Be careful what you wish for 'cause you just might get it

Haha.  Paulit-ulit na lang sa ulo ko yang linya na yan... hehe  Sorry naman, di ko sinasadyang maLSS sa kantang yan, narinig ko lang kasi sa radio tapos nag-stick na sa king ang "be careful what you wish for 'cause you might just get it."  Balik Pussycat Dolls na daw pala si Nicole Scherzinger sabi sa Morning Rush. hehe

 

When can you say that it's really over? xp
Morning Rush, Mondays-Saturdays, 6-9 in the moring on RX 93.1
Thanks Chico. Ü

 

April 14, 2008 → The Top Ten Signs That “It’s Over”

1. Mr. Perk - When Pare goes, “Bro, nandito na si Mare…” - hahaha 
2. No name - If you text her, “I miss you…” and her reply is, “Musta na?”
3. Cheyenne - It’s over if your boyfriend tells you, “I’m going home now . . .to my wife and kids…”
4. Your highness - Pag sinisingil ka na niya after every round.
5. Skye - I knew it was over when we were having breakfast, and when I ran my fingers through his hair, sort of as a lambing, he said angrily, “My hair!” Either he’s so shallow, or he’s so gay. - he's both xp 
6. YñaKi - If he tells you, “Can we go home now, I really miss my Mom na, eh!”
7. No name - Your debut is over if, you invited EVERYONE, but the only people who attended are the caterers. - haha 
8. Jose de Vengenge - It’s over if kumuha na siya ng tissue… - hahahahaha 
9. Jose de Vengenge - If you’re a guy & you wake up naked w/ another man, for sure your heterosexuality is over.
10. Liza - If nowadays, every time he asks for a bj, he ALWAYS means buko juice.
11. Debowrah - Kung tuwing tatanggalin niya yung panty mo, sinusukat niya muna kung bagay sa kanya. - haha toink 
12. Greg - If every time you tell her, “I love you”, she answers, “I know…”
13. Mr. Perk - If you see your ex with someone else and you don’t feel jealous or angry.
14. Riskbreaker - The date is over if the girl goes to the toilet and never comes back.
15. Maximus - If she gets lockjaw. - hahaha... maximus din xp 
16. Auntie Patika - If you’re making lambing and you say in your most pa-cute voice, “Siguro you don’t love meeh nah!” And he gets a panicked look on his face and answers, “Sino nagsabi sa ‘yo?!?”
17. V54 - Your merienda time is over pag si bunso ay nagising and becomes territorial, kailangang tumagilid na si mommy para siya naman ang i-breastfeed.
18. Dru - It’s over if, in the middle of your “play time”, your boyfriend stops, starts walking out the door and tells you, “Pag may partner ka na, mag ph care ka!” - hahahaha toink 

Alam ko issue to sa marami. Buti na lang hindi issue sa family namin Ü
Morning Rush, Mondays-Saturdays, 6-9 in the moring on RX 93.1
Thanks Chico. Ü

 

April 11, 2008 → The Top Ten Signs That You Are NOT Your Parents’ Favorite

1. Shiver - When my father got back from working abroad, he bought my sister a very expensive guitar. I asked for a Pictionary, but they refused because it’s “expensive”. I settled for a Visionary which costs less than 500 pesos. My mom was glowering at me like anything a few days later that I offered to pay for the toy just to settle it. Guess what? She accepted. - awww 
2. Archangel Miguel - My mom would lend my stuff to my kuya without my consent. But if I were to do the same to my kuya’s stuff, I’d get reprimanded.
3. No name - During my high school graduation, my dad chose to bring my sister’s clothes for her UP med sorority initiation instead of attending my graduation. I decided not to attend my graduation. - :( 
4. Jose de Vengenge - I grew up w/o a dad. On my HS graduation, it was my brother who went w/ me because my mom had “work”. After the ceremony, kuya decided to treat me to a mall, pampaalis ng lungkot baga. And there we saw mom w/ her officemates, laughing & having a drinking session on a hot afternoon. Lalapitan sana ni kuya pero sabi ko wag na. When kuya confronted her at home, she said it was a lunch meeting.
5. No name - When my brother graduated, they bought him a new car. When I graduated, I got a pat on the back, as they told me, “Good job, now you can earn and buy whatever you want…”
6. No name - The people in our village know that my parents only have 3 kids - we’re actually 4. - really? 
7. stalecookie - If the electric bill, water bill or any utility bill goes up, it’s automatically your fault, no questions asked.
8. BM - Pag umuwi ang parents ko from an event, kakainin ko yung take home nilang food. Tapos, sasawayin nila ko and say, “Wag mong ubusin yan! Di pa kumakain ung iba!” Eh tatlo lang naman kami sa house. Wala naman akong kapatid. - haha natawa ako, sorry 
9. Acer/Pugong Tagalog - When you’re the panganay but you’re the one who gets the hand-me-downs.
10. Jack - When my brother passed the chemical engineering licensure exams, my mom said, “Ang galing!” When I passed the interior design licensure exams, she said, “Naku, naka-tsamba ka!”
11. Pia - My father once said to me, “Ikaw ang pinakamahina ang kokote sa inyong magkakapatid. Hindi ko alam kung paano kita ipagmamalaki.” I never talked to him since…
12. Tonks - When my brother almost got separated, my parents tried to patch things up between them. When me & my hubby had a terrible fight, they told us to just get separated, as simple as that.
13. Almond811 - At breakfast, there was one fried egg left and I forked it over to my plate. Mid-air, my mom says, “Uy, that’s for your brother.” But we both haven’t had breakfast.
14. Ciela - We are 3 sisters & a youngest, ONLY brother. One day, my mom served fried eggs for the 3 girls, and fried chicken for the only boy. She said wag na kami magtampo kasi pareho lang naman daw yun. Yung lang sa amin, niluto na, di pa nagha-hatch. - hahaha 
15. tummy illfigure  - If after 20 years, you realize that the birthday party you celebratd when you were young, was actually the bday of your older brother. This is after I reviewed the photos showing the same guests wearing the same clothes.
16. SupladaMD - When I was still in Med school, I asked if I could borrow the family car because I couldn’t carry all the books I had to bring to an overnight study group. They told me, “Naku di mo pwede gamitin yung kotse, kasi susunduin ng kapatid mo ang girlfriend nya.”
17. Tony - Family tradition: When someone graduates, our parents would ask, “car or cash?” I’m the only AMA grad in a family of UP grads. When I graduated, I was the only one who wasn’t offered any.
18. Ms. Fickle - When you cooked a special meal for the whole family, tapos sasabihin ng parents mo, “Wow! Sarap naman niyan! Anong meron?” — forgetting it was your birthday.
19. Tani - When you saw a years-old letter from your mom w/ part of that letter stating “MAS MAHAL KA NAMEN NG PAPA MO KESA SA ATE MO…” - ouch 
20. Mr. Perk - They call your other siblings w/ sweet nicknames and terms of endearment, while all you get is “Ssst, halika nga dito!”
21. Chacho - Every Christmas when I was a kid, I would always get cash as a Christmas present, whereas my brother would get the most hi-tech toy and my sister would get the biggest Barbie house and accessories. They always gave me cash because they never bothered to know what I liked, kaya ako na lang daw  ang bumili ng gusto ko.
22. Powerful Alice - Hindi ka paborito ng parents mo kapag nanghingi ka ng 500 pesos tapos ang sagot nila sa iyo ay: “Ha? 400? Ang laki naman ng 300! Saan mo naman gagastusin ang 200? Akala mo ba madaling kitain ang 100? Singkwenta nga lang, hirap na ko! Sampu pa kaya? O, etong lima!” - hahahahahaha toink 

It's UAAP Season once again. Woohoo!

And UP's hosting this season as a part of its centennial celebration. Ü

Ayun, at dahil adik ako, ni-search ko ang reason bakit "UP Fighting Maroons."  At natagpuan ko ang kasagutan sa ever-reliable na wiki. xp

At mali kayo, hindi lang dahil Maroon ang color ng UP kaya tinawag na "Fighting Maroons." Sabi sa wiki

The word Maroon comes from the Spanish word cimarron which means wild: untamed. They were slaves who either ran away from or were released by the Spanish before the English invaded Jamaica in 1655. They were successful in retaining their independence after 150 years of slavery by constantly defending their freedom. Their settlements were small, not more than 2,000 strong, but they fought as if they were in greater numbers.

The use of the term embodies the spirit of students of the University to "escape" from the status quo, by trying to bring it to a state of betterment. The adjective "fighting" was added for the athletic team to intensify the eagerness to combat any obstacles to win for the honor of the University.

Di ba? hehehe... Galing noh? xp

Anyway, congrats sa Basketball team ng Maroons - nanalo sila sa first game against NU (which is a feat kasi 0, as in zero, wins sila last season).  Congrats sa new coach, Aboy Castro at natupad na nya ang pangakong mabigyan ng "kahit isang panalo" ang UP, at sana wag s'ya huminto sa isa lang xp Pero let's give credit pa din sa nakaraang coach kasi s'ya pa rin ang nag-assemble ng current lineup na kahit pa nung freshie year nila ay promising talaga (preo nga nangangailangan talaga ng experience at ng teamwork) Ü

Ayun, inaamin ko naman na hindi ganun kalakas ang Basketball team namin, kaya I'm rooting for ibang team din: UE Reds at DLSU Greens.

Go Fighting Maroons! Go Green Archers! Go Red Warriors! Ü

PS: WAH! Andun ako nung opening pero hindi ako nagdala ng cam ko kasi kala ko hindi pwede... huhuhu

Copied from Jake. Ü

Instruction: Type in the following in Google search and choose the first item that makes sense on the list. Ü

1) "[your name] needs":
Warren needs to get nasty
- hahaha

2) "[your name] looks like":
Warren looks like frickin' Reba McEntire with that hair
- nyak xp

3) "[your name] likes":
Warren likes little girls
- haha di po ako pedo xp

4 ) "[your name] says":
Warren Says I Should Buy a Jet
- kasi ang hirap ng traffic eh xp

5) "[your name] wants":
Warren Wants No Blame
- hehe, hugas kamay Ü

6) "[your name] does":
Warren does it again
- oh yes! xp

7) "[your name] hates":
Warren Hates Pictures
- nyay... i love taking pics nga eh Ü

8) "[your name] goes":
Warren Goes to the Top of the World and Falls Off
- gusto ko yung top of the world part, wag lang yung fall part xp

9) "[your name] loves":
Warren loves John Lennon
- haha, mejo... across the universe, i like Ü

10) "[your name] is":
Warren is creative, not really
- really! hehehe xp

Translation ulit ng song titles xp
Morning Rush, Mondays-Saturdays, 6-9 in the moring on RX 93.1
Thanks Chico. Ü

April 10, 2008 → The Top Ten Tagalog Translations Of English Songs

1. Marcus - De do do do de da da da (The Police) - Ang dede ni Dada.
2. Marcus - Hungry like the wolf (Duran Duran) - Ihain mo, kakainin ko.
3. No name - Nothing’s gonna stop us now (Starship) - Sira ang preno.
4. Missed - Thriller (Michael Jackson) -Madam Auring - tama tama xp 
5. Glenn & Mich - Wind Beneath My Wings (Bette Midler) - Putok
6. Beiram - Until I get over you (Christina Millan) - Ako naman sa ibabaw.
7. Loi Pogi - Stand By Me (Ben E. King) - Nang Tabihan Mo Ko, Tumayo!
8. Dekobe - My humps (Black Eyed Peas) - Kampanerang kuba. - hahaha 
9. Loi Pogi - True Colors (Cyndi Lauper) - Ay, Pangit Pala Pag Malapit.
10. Loi Pogi - The Space Between (Dave Matthews Band) - Yun Ang Masarap!
11. Coolanie - Get Down (The Backstreet Boys) - Luhod!
12. Ryan Paul - Smells like teen spirit (Nirvana) - Amoy utot!
13. No name - What’s Going On (Marvin Gaye) - Bakit Basa?
14. Joel - Don’t Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin) - Hindi Masakit…Promise.
15. KRISTIAN - Irreplaceable - Magpalit ka na ng napkin!
16. SPY Shadow - Ready or Not (The Fugees) - Birhen man o hindi, eto na Pare!
17. Marcus - I still haven’t found what I’m looking for (U2) - Masyado kasing malago. - hahaha 
18. Anto - Jenny (The Click 5) - Ang supladang kapitbahay ko na feeling maganda, pero mukha namang yaya.
19. Marcus - Always something there to remind me (Naked Eyes) - Ang misis kong bungangera.
20. YñaKì - Headlines (Spice Gilrs) - Dalawang Bading, nag-umbagan dahil sa isang machong kargador sa pantalan!
21. SPY Shadow - Big Girls Don’t Cry (Fergie) - Bansot lang ang umiiyak!
22. Cheyenne - Come Undone (Duran Duran) - Sariling Sikap. - ayos! xp 
23. No name - Unbelievable (Craig David) - Ows?
24. Dru - Eversince the world began (Survivor) - Maligayang Kaarawan, Madam Auring.
25. Jhoy - Hanging by a moment (Lifehouse) - Ay, ba’t lumambot?
26. Sheryl - 4 minutes (Madonna) - Ano, tapos ka na?
27. Mu_langot - Skyline Pigeon (Elton John) - Kalapating Mababa Ang Lipad.
28. Espeks - Killing me softly (Roberta Flack) - Pinapatay habang humahalinghing. - hahaha 
29. Vingz - No Air (Jordin Sparks) - Kalbo. - haha ngongo 
30. Corona - No Air (Jordin Sparks) - Umahon ka naman diyan, hon…
31. Jedi Mstr - No Air (Jordin Sparks) - Walang Tagapagmana. - haha fave si jordin 
32. Physical TheRapist - No Air (Jordin Sparks) - Sino umutot?
33. Heidi- Hand in my pocket (Alanis Morissette) - Kinakamot ko lang!
34. Kashimira - Hands to Heaven (Breathe) - Na-bullseye mo kid!
35. No name - Forever Blue (Swing Out Sister) - Patay na.
36. Tani - Low (Flo Rida) - Lawlaw
37. Demizielle - I‘ll never get over you getting over me (Expose) - Di ako papatong sa yo, ikaw ang pumatong sa akin!
38. Diemyrus - Clumsy (Fergie) - Ma-tulya. - hahaha toink 
39. Loi Pogi - Stairway To Heaven (Led Zeppelin) - Ang Mga Hita.
40. No name - Touch My Body (Mariah Carey) - Hugas Na Yan…

Congrats Kapamilya! Ü
Una kong nabasa sa peyups.com




DZMM wins silver award in 2008 New York Festivals Radio Broadcasting Awards
Jocelyn Dimaculangan, pep.ph

DZMM Radyo Patrol 630 recently bagged the silver prize in the prestigious New York Festivals for Radio Broadcasting. The awards night took place last June 19 at the Tribeca Rooftop in New York City. ABS-CBN's radio station won in the Breaking News Story category (Longform) for its special coverage of the Manila hostage drama.This annual event honors the most original and innovative work in radio broadcasting from around the globe. Works are judged by an international jury of renowned industry professionals representing the top creative minds in their field from 12 countries and spanning 5 continents.

On March 28, 2007, Filipinos watched in horror when a daycare center owner hijacked a busload of his students and teachers parked near Manila's City Hall. Hostage-taker Jun Ducat, the owner of Musmos Day Care Center in Tondo, called DZMM and demanded free education as well as free housing his 145 pre-schoolers.

"The biggest breakthrough came when DZMM got hold of Jun Ducat, the hostage-taker himself and as it turned out, it was only through DZMM that he could be contacted. "It also became the link between Ducat and the worried parents of school children," said ABS-CBN vice president for Manila Radio Division Peter Musngi.

DZMM veteran anchors Ted Failon and Korina Sanchez served as a bridge for Ducat and the proper authorities—from the Education Department, to Social Welfare Department and, most importantly, the National Police—for his demands. After ten hours of tension, the hostage drama ended when Ducat agreed to surrender and release the hostages at 7 p.m.

"Throughout this, DZMM reported with prudence and acted responsibly, thus, avoiding a tragic ending to this crisis. The station again lives up to its commitment of being first in news and public service without causing harm and endangering others," said Musngi.

Aside from winning the silver prize, DZMM was also a finalist in the Talk Show Host category. Station manager-anchor Angelo Palmones was cited for his science-oriented show Bago Yan, Ah!

Think before opening your mouth xp
Morning Rush, Mondays-Saturdays, 6-9 in the moring on RX 93.1
Thanks Chico. Ü

 

April 8, 2008 → The Top Ten Slips Of The Tongue

1. Purple- Once I was talking to my Chinese friend about New Year. Afraid he was thinking of Chinese New Year, I said, “Hindi Chinese New Year ha, yung New Year naming mga normal na tao!” We just had a good laugh about it once I realized what I said.
2. Criscris - I used to work in a call center. I have to put a customer on hold because I have to research for the solution. I said, in polite way “Sir, is it okay if I hold you for about 2-3 minutes?” He said, “Sure! If you want to do it longer, that’ll b fine”. - haha. toink 
3. Brooke - I’m from an all girls school. I had a classmate with pimples who kept on pricking them in front of a mirror during breaks. One day, I had to borrow her mirror, and I ended up saying, “Puwedeng pahiram ng pimple?”
4. Bebang - Our receptionist was nervous on her 1st day. She got a call saying ‘”Please connect to local one one zero”. She ended up saying, “One one moment.”
5. Your Hotness - I was in the parlor in Alabang, when this guy came in for a haircut. Most of the stylists there were gays. When it was his turn, the gay stylist asked him, “Sir, what cut po?” He answered, “German Cut.” Then, when he realized his mistake, he blushed. - hahaha. kala ko uncut xp 
6. Ligaya - One time, nag takeout ako ng breakfast sa Mcdo. Instead of ordering hash brown, I ended up ordering, “Isa ngang hush puppies!” - sapatos sa fast food? ok yun hehe 
7. DJ Mastrplanr - My best friend and I went to the beach with our respective boyfriends. When it was time to eat, I kept calling her boyfriend but he was ignoring me. Until I realized I was shouting out her ex-boyfriend’s name pala!
8. Eylek - Ordering at a Japanese fast food, the cashier asked my friend if she wanted a fork or chopsticks. My friend replied, “Fork chop, please!” - haha 
9. KiD BuKid - Years ago when I was still working in a fast food joint, I was in a hurry to punch out when our supervisor asked me to get the customer’s order. After getting them, I asked her, “Ma’m, take out or go home?”
10. V54 - Someone told me news about a person we know, but whom I secretly despise. Apparently that person met a very serious accident but survived. Instead of saying, “Buti naman nakaligtas”, ang nasabi ko ay, “Buti nga sa kanya…”
11. Jose de vengenge - I saw this years ago on “Unang Hirit”. There was a storm & a reporter was doing a live report. He said: “Nailipat na po ang mga pamilyang nawalan ng tirahan sa EJACULATION center!” - hahaha freudian slip kung freudian slip 
12. No name - When I went to my tita’s fiesta in San Mateo, may manong na naglalako ng quail eggs. Then, my tita was eating roasted peanuts. Lumapit yung tita ko dun sa manong, then as she checked out his products, nalalaglag yung peanuts sa mga quail eggs. Sabi nung manong, “Miss, yung mani mo, tumutulo sa itlog ko!” My tita blushed. - hahaha toink 
13. BM - My barkada was watching HBO and no one could figure out the title of the Brad Pitt movie we were watching. Finally, one friend, who was a divorcee for 8 years and running, shouted, “Alam ko na, ‘Meet Blow Job’!” She meant “Meet Joe Black”. - hahah. toink alam na.. xp 
14. Itan-D-Pogi - We were in a feeding program at Baseco in Tondo, when suddenly a friend saw me and ask me what was I doing there. I proudly told him, “Namimigay lang ng pagkaing pang patay gutom.” What I wanted to say was, “pangtawid gutom.” - pagkaing pangpatay gutom. hahahaha 
15. No name - A guy friend & I were having lunch. He was eating pusit that time but he didn’t want to eat the tentacles. So he asked me, “Gusto mo, iyo nalang testicles ko?” - haha. di ko din kinakain testicles na pusit xp 
16. Cyrus - A famous painter was a guest in our school and I was doing the introduction for him. When I finally met him, I was greeted by the worst body oder ever. When it was time to introduce him, I was supposed to say, “Ang bantog na pintor…”, I ended up saying, “Ang bantot ng pintor…”
17. Cynthia - My cross-eyed friend was telling me about how well her business was doing. I blurted out, “Wow, eh di doble ang kita mo?”
18. Esther - My husband brought home a very dark-skinned officemate for dinner. When it was time for dessert, I brought out bibingka and told the guest, “Gusto mo lagyan ko ng niyog-niyog?”
19. Nathalie - Me & my friend were in the canteen when my grade 5 teacher Ms. Valiente entered. Since she was a very fat lady, we accidentally greeted her: “Good morning, Ms. Valiena!”
20. Marion - I always suspected my teenage son as being gay. One day, he brought home a gaggle of teenage gays for lunch. As I was serving lunch, I blurted out, “O, pinaghanda ko kayo ng specialty ko: Nilagang Bakla!”
21. Dr. Bad - When I was giving a check-up to a remarkably overweight patient, instead of “Say aaah!”, I absentmindedly ended up saying, “Say oink…” - hahahahah oink oink 

Yehey, star scholar si Liezel.  Ang galing naman kasi.  Tapos sobrang ganda ng boses.  Sorry sa late post. xp  Ang mga natatandaan ko lang na performance ay yung kay Cris at Van, yung iba not so remarkable eh.

Anyway, sa mga bumoto kay bea para ma-save, mauutak sila dahil alam nilang hindi threat si Bea sa stay nila sa academy. haha  Sa mga bumoto kay Laarni, okay kayo sa akin (si Sen at Cris lang ata).  Yung bumoto kay Iñaki, ewan ko na lang, dapat lumabas na sya at sa labas na lang sya mag-praktis ng pagka-espiritista nya.  Ampf  At bakit naman si Chirstian ang ni save ng mga mentors!  Don't get me wrong, hindi ko sya minamaliit, pero naman anong maganda sa boses nya? Ang tinis tinis eh xp

Isang obserbasyon pa, tungkol sa mga judges, ang galing nilang mag-comment, relatively.  What I noticed is that nag-focus ang mga judges sa kung ano ang "expertise" nila, and I like their comments because of that.  I'm saying this kasi sobrang irita ako sa judges ng Pinoy Idol (oo, merong Pinoy Idol kung hindi nyo alam.  Akala nyo lang wala xp).  Kasi lahat ng judges sa Pinoy Idol (PI) trying hard magpaka-Simon Cowell.  Eh, sa kanilang tatlo wala naman lumebel sa wits at sa paka-straight forward ni Simon.  I mean, yung mga comments ni Simon kasi, yun yung obserbasyon nya talaga and to him it's constructive.  Yung sa PI naman, ang mga comment nila ay for the sake na makapanglait lang.  Ampf to them xp At galing na galing pa sila sa Bamboo/Marc Abaya wannabe.  Ano kaya yun.

Lastly, di magaling si Billy na host. Pero basura pa din si Raymond compared sa kanya. hehe xp

At para tapusin ang blog na to, ito yung kinanta ni Liezel sa First Gala Night ng PDA Season II Ü

originally posted by chals xp

Another naughty Top Ten xp
Morning Rush, Mondays-Saturdays, 6-9 in the moring on RX 93.1
Thanks Chico. Ü

 

April 7, 2008 → The Top Ten Ways To Complete The Statement: Over Sa ___ Ang ___ Ni ___

1. Hanazawa Rui - Over sa wrinkle ang pickle ni twinkle. - haha 
2. YñaKì - Over sa kunat ang peanut ni Chat. - haha 
3. Jeddie - Over sa kulot ng buhok ni Charot.
4. Jose de vengenge - Over sa tulis ang lapis ni boris.
5. SPY Shadow - Over sa mini ang bikini ni Pitimini.
6. Raymund: Over sa buhos ang pulbos ni Palos.
7. Cheyenne - Over sa yummy ang zucchini ni Johnnie. - haha... 
8. Your Highness - Over sa pakpak ang shuttlecock ni Jack. - haha... badminton kasi 
9. Jose de vengenge - Over sa trulalu ang eklavu ni cherilu
10. Jose de vengenge - Over sa buhok ang mais ni luke.
11. No name - Over sa bate ang itlog ni pare.
12. JB - Over sa lamon ang mamon ni ramon.
13. Masterchief - Over sa unat ang donut ni Chitchat.
14. Masterchief - Over sa anghit ang singit ni Kitkit/Den - Over sa sungit ang anghit ni Pete.
15. Hannah - Over sa Tambok ang Umbok ni Andok. - haha... andok's manok 
16. Dek - Over sa pangith ang singith ni Janith.
17. Joeshred - Over sa tabas ang balbas ni Hestas.
18. Vie - Over sa buka ang hita ni Lita.
19. Legend - Over sa birit ang awit ni Tiririt.
20. Vie - Over sa himas ang texas ni Kulas.
21. KiD BuKid - Over sa tambok ang bundok ni Soc.
22. Your Highness - Over sa pintog ang hotdog ni Doug.
23. Cheyenne - Over sa alembong ang puto-bumbong ni Bongbong. - may puto si bongbong? haha 
24. Joeshred - Over sa kate ang bigote ni Dante.
25. Cheyenne - Over sa walastik ang nightstick ni Dick.
26. Hanazawa Rui - Over sa katas ang ubas ni Jonas.
27. SPY Shadow - Over sa lupet ang anghet ni Suzette.
28. No name/Bloodfist - Over sa salat ang patpat ni erpat.

Diva moments xp
Morning Rush, Mondays-Saturdays, 6-9 in the moring on RX 93.1
Thanks Chico. Ü

 

April 4, 2008 → The Top Ten Signs That You’re A Diva

1. Shining - Tuwing totoma ang barkada, lagi na lang beer lang ang afford nila. So lagi akong may baon na vodka.
2. Jose de Vengenge - A gay 1st-timer in a jeep paid the pogi driver 1000 pesos. When the driver said, “Wala ka bang 7.50?” The gay guy answered, “Ay, bakit ang mura?”
3. Shining - Ang girfriend ng boss ko, pintanggal ang isang male guard sa isang sosyalerang mall dahil nahawakan ang kamay niya during inspection.
4. Rockhoncho - I’m not proud to be a guy diva, but once, I sent our driver and yaya to look for my favorite imported beer. They went through 13 convenience stores! I kept track of them through my cell phone, telling them to try one store after the other.
5. Ota - I had a diva moment when I refused to go onstage when the emcee mispronounced my name. Then I reprimanded him while going up, with everyone hearing it. This was just once ha!
6. Jose de Vengenge - Our camping class in U.P. had a 2-day camping in Batangas last semester & 1 rich female classmate brought her yaya & had an umbrella while we were mountain climbing.
7. MaxOr of Perot Systems - You’re a diva if you have a handful of gay impersonators “doing” you.
8. prettywhenpinched - In our office, may nagpapa-order ng damit via brochures. I would ask muna if someone from the office already ordered. If yes, then I don’t order anymore.
9. JV - I went to a boutique inside a mall. When I asked a saleslady how much a pair of shoes were, she said “Sir, 3 thousand nalang, kasi sale eh”. I replied, “Sige, babalik nalang ako pag hindi na sale”.
10. Eylek - My former officemate practically owns half of Ormoc. When I askd, “Anong car mo ngayon?” She answered, “I don’t know kung aling car ang assigned sa akin. Pati driver ko, hindi ko alam kung sino”.
11. Gorgeous Bitch - The barker of a bus asked, “Ma’am, Cubao!” I told him, “Hindi ako sumasakay ng hindi aircon”. So when another bus approached, The barker I was talking to warned, ” Wag yan! Di daw sumasakay si MA’AM ng hindi AIRCON!”
12. Loipogi - If you release a recording album even if you’re not a singer but still gets a gold record award after only 2 weeks. - hahaha 
13. Loipogi - I have this officemate na daughter of a construction magnate. Kapag time na ng merynda, she would tell our utility worker: “YAYA…I want coffee. With cream ha!”
14. Loipogi - Before she enters an empty elevator, she’d ask her bodyguards to spray it with Lysol or any anti-bacterial spray.
15. Jaepea - Kung ang mga damit mo puro divi, pero mukha ka paring diva! - nice... hehe 
16. No name - When I was in grade 3, I had this classmate who was a snob. One time during lunch, I heard her tell a classmate who was about to eat lunch, “Ay, sardinas? Bakit, poor kayo?”
17. ACER - During parties w/ videoke, my aunt who is known to sing well will always refuse requests to sing, saying she’s paos. But when the clamor gets loud enough, she steps up to the mic, sings, and hogs the videoke. Wala ng ibang makakasingit mag-videoke!
18. Rockhoncho -I know I’m a guy diva because when I’m in a bar or resto w/ friends and they have their bucket of beer, I have to have my own bucket filled with ice, w/ a single bottle of beer in it.
19. D’real Macoy - If you pronounce “family” as “pameelee”, and you still win the beauty pageant.
20. Ninya del Papa - The diva of all divas Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow airport for having the balls to spit at a police officer.
21. No name - My boss, a university president, had a scheduled meeting w/ GMA in Cebu. When GMA arrived late, my boss, who by then already had a couple of glasses of wine to drink, scolded her & told her that she’s not supposed to make her wait, just because she’s the president of the country. - haha... anong school kaya to? 
22. Ambi - Even in my dreams I’m a diva. One time I dreamt of this fat girl who lives in Cubao. She told me angrily, “Why don’t you ever go to my house?”. So I replied, “Ewww. Me? Go to Cubao?”

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